The people of the splendid Kingdom of Kerry are well known for their gift to manipulate language.
Hence, their elaborate and highly detailed directions to tourists and visitors have long been a source of humour and befuddlement.
Stop and ask the location of a shop or hotel and you'll rarely get a "go straight ahead and take the next left", rather Kerry people like to give more interesting, flowery directions which often leave you feeling more lost than you did at the start.
This Foil, Arms & Hog YouTube sketch captures the Kerryman's directions perfectly.
"Which way to Mayo?" asks a noble on his horse, before the Kerryman launches into his directional diatribe.