A list of 32 different words that Irish people use to describe being drunk, because we're creative like that

IRELAND IS widely known to be a creative country-- we're the land of Saints and scholars after all, home to great poets like Yeats and Heaney, writers like Joyce and Blindboy...

Our President, Michael D Higgins, is a poet himself, and within all Irish people flows an imaginative way with words.

And how do we use that unique skill? Well, by coming up with an incredible library of words used to describe one simple thing: Being drunk.

Here's a list of words you're likely to hear on a single night out in Ireland.

"After twelve pints of Guinness, [name] was..."

1. A Write Off
2. Banjaxed
3. Bollocksed
4. Bungalowed
5. Car-parked
6. Flaming
7. Flutered
8. Gazebo'd
9. Gee-eyed
10. Gone
11. F*cked
12. Half-cut
13. Hammered
14. In a bad way
15. In a hoop
16. In the horrors
17. Langers
18. Legless / Footless
19. Locked
20. Mouldy
21. Off his/her face
22. Ossified
23. Paralytic
24. Pissed
25. Plastered
26. Ratarsed
27. Scuttered
28. Shitfaced
29. Smashed
30. Transmoglified
31. Twisted
32. Wankered
33. Wrecked