Takeaways and puns go hand-in-hand like fish and chips, doner meat and pitta, or sweet and sour chicken and egg fried rice.
And if there’s one thing Ireland and the UK does well it’s producing the perfect pun around a fast food option of our choosing.
Do these pun-tastic names entice us in for sustenance after a night on the tiles? Damn straight.
It’s high time someone celebrated these incredible culinary-led creations. With that in mind, here are just 15 of the very best for you to digest.
15. Jason Doner Van
Especially for you…
14. Just Falafs
Can’t believe we falafel for this one!
13. Filled Of Dreams
If you build it, they will come…
12. The Codfather
An offer you can’t refuse.
11. Fishcotheque
Coach orders welcome…clubbers less so.
10. Via-Agra
A hard sell.
9. Jurassic Pork
Welcome…to Jurassic Pork!
8. Abra-Kebabra
We wanna reach out and grab ya…
7. Frying Nemo
This is bad, Dory. Very bad.
6. Phat Phuc Noodle Bar
It’s funny because it’s true.
5. Bang Thai Dee
"Nice one, bruvvvaaaa…"
4. Only Fools And Sauces
"One day they’ll be millionaires…"
3. Lebaneser Scrooge
Bah humbug!
2. Thai Tanic
"Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feeeel you…"
1. Del-laois-ious kebab
Sounds del-laois-ious!
