YOU can now buy a dog collar which turns barks into swear words and it might be the best invention mankind has ever come up with.
The 'Cuss Collar' will effectively translate your dog's barks into naughty words and OK basically shut up now and take my money.
It's the latest whacky product from a company called MSCHF, which is known for creating viral goodies.
The way it works is the collar recognises whenever your pup starts to yap, and a speaker on the front will generate and play a random swear word shortly after.
According to the company's website, the collar is intending as a joke gift, and doesn't harm the dog or act as a behaviour enhancing tool or an anti-barking device in any way.
We all claim to know what our dogs are thinking just by looking into their eyes or listening to their whines. But now, we truly can have a proper audible conversation with them.
It won't be a very pleasant one, but that isn't the point, dammit!